The Mayor’s Hoodie – Big Comfort, Bigger Personality

This isn’t just any hoodie - it’s official Far Kurnell mayoral attire, handpicked by Hugh Jörgan himself (or so he claims). The Hugh Jörgan Heavy Blend™ Hoodie delivers the kind of warmth you’d expect from a man who’s been running the town with nothing but grit, guts, and a suspiciously long lunch break.

Perfect for council meetings, campaign BBQs, or just yelling “I told you so” across the bar, this hoodie wraps you up in cozy cotton-blend greatness with a front pouch big enough to store your phone, keys, or your list of grievances.

Why It’s a Landslide Winner:

• Massive kangaroo pouch – hold your hands or political manifestos
• Drawstring hood – cover up when the media or the weather turns
• Tubular knit – sleek, waste-free, and mayor-approved
• 50/50 cotton-poly blend – soft enough for naps, tough enough for debates
• Embroidery options – add your title, nickname, or “Mayor of Mateship”

Care Instructions (Hugh Doesn’t Follow Them Either):

• Cold machine wash (or hand it to your assistant)
• Medium tumble dry (not incineration)
• Iron low if you’re feelin’ fancy
• No dry cleaning – this is council casual
• Bleach only if you’ve been out in the trenches (or Yorkie’s Knob mud run)