The Stubby Cooler That Won the Election (Probably)

Raise a cold one in style with the Hugh Jörgan Stubby Cooler - the official drink-hugger of Far Kurnell’s most outspoken and overhydrated civic leader. It’s bold, reliable, and always in the middle of the action (just like its namesake).

Perfect for Surf Club speeches, sausage sizzles, or slipping into the background when someone mentions “accountability,” this cooler keeps your tinnie frosty and your reputation intact. It’s not just insulated - it’s endorsed.

Features Worth Voting For:

• 100% neoprene – flexible, tough, and spill-friendly
• Standard can fit – beer, softies, or your emergency afternoon soda
• Bright prints – stands out on the bar and at town meetings
• Black interior & neat stitching – sleek and low-maintenance (unlike the Mayor)
• Fits your hand better than a dodgy campaign promise

Care Instructions (Because the Mayor Doesn’t Have Staff):

• Hand wash after every council kerfuffle
• Drip dry - preferably somewhere near the esky