Keep It Cold, Keep It Classy (Sorta)

The Far Kurnell Stubby Cooler isn’t just here to hold your beer—it’s here to hold the line between cold refreshment and warm regret. Whether you’re sinking tins at the Surf Club, arguing over meat raffle strategy, or just dodging responsibility in the backyard, this little ripper’s got your bevvy chilled and your hand dry.

Made from tough-as-nails neoprene with enough give to hug your tinnie like your uncle hugs you after three rums, it’s the essential companion for every Far Kurnell occasion—be it the Pineapple Ball, a full-blown Knob Off afterparty, or a very quiet Tuesday morning.

Stubby Stats:

• 100% neoprene – stretchy, grippy, won’t quit on you mid-sip
• Fits standard cans – beer, soft drink, or “just soda” (wink wink)
• Bold prints – louder than Reggie Mint in a camo tracksuit
• Black interior, tidy edges – it’s almost classy
• Lightweight – bring five, no one will judge

Care Instructions (If You Spilled Again):

• Hand wash
• Drip dry
• Or just rinse it in the esky and hope for the best