The Tee That Goes Down Smoother Than a Cold Pale Fail

The Lou Skunt Brewery Heavy Cotton Tee is your go-to drinking uniform—brewed for long sessions, loud laughs, and the kind of banter that gets you uninvited to family lunches. Whether you’re on a tasting paddle or just paddle-boarding through poor life choices, this shirt’s got you looking good and feeling comfy.

Soft, tough, and ready for spills, grills, and mid-arvo naps in the sun, it’s the standard-issue tee for beer garden warriors, Sunday session survivors, and anyone who’s “only staying for one” (yeah, right).

Features Worth Toasting To:

• Shoulder tape – holds shape, even when you don’t
• Tubular knit – no side seams, no irritation (unlike your mates)
• Elastic ribbed collar – stays sharp, even after your third schooner
• US-grown cotton – soft, strong, and beer-stain resistant (ish)

Care Instructions (Assuming You’re Not Passed Out in It):

• Cold wash (especially after a beer pong blowout)
• Tumble dry low (preferably not in the boot of your mate’s ute)
• No ironing – it’s already wrinkle-free enough
• No dry cleaning – unless you’ve somehow made it to an awards night
• Bleach only if the stains start moving