Dill Dough Pies Bottle Opener - Unleash the Liquid Lube
The Bottle Opener That’s Stuffed Full of Personality
The Dill Dough Pies Bottle Opener is your cheeky kitchen companion - equal parts function, filth, and fridge magnet sass. Whether you’re cracking open a cold one mid-pie run or just looking for an excuse to show off your taste in barware (and bad puns), this opener gets the job done with a wink and a smirk.
Stick it on your fridge, whip it out at BBQs, or gift it to the mate who laughs every time someone says "meat pie" - this little unit’s built for mischief and made to last.
Baked-In Features:
- Two-in-one design – pops bottles from both ends (easy, tiger)
- Magnetic top – sticks like crust to your fingers
- Bold graphics – sharp print, sharper looks from Nana
- Compact 3" size – slides in your pocket, just like the joke you shouldn't have made
- High-quality South Korean build – because your bottle opener should last longer than your dignity at the Pineapple Ball
Care Instructions (Post-Pie, Post-Piss-Up):
- Wash with warm water and dish soap
- Or just wipe it off, blame someone else, and keep drinking