The Bottle Opener That Puts the ‘Mayor’ in Every Round

The Hugh Jörgan Bottle Opener isn’t just functional—it’s a political statement with magnetic charm and opening power worthy of a man who’s cracked more beers than council codes. Whether you’re hosting a town hall happy hour or just knocking off after a long day of dodging responsibilities, this slick little tool’s ready to lead from the front.

With a magnetic top, dual openers, and bold design, it’ll stick to your fridge like a campaign poster and pop tops faster than Hugh interrupts a local debate.

Features Fit for Office (and the Pub):

• Two-in-one design – opens bottles with either end (just like Hugh’s logic)
• Magnetic top – sticks to fridges, toolboxes, or the council minibar
• Bold colours, crisp printing – as loud and proud as the Mayor himself
• Sourced from South Korea – just like that dodgy karaoke machine in the Surf Club
• Compact 3" size – big enough to rule, small enough to stash when questioned

Care Instructions (Because Hugh Definitely Doesn’t Wash Up):

• Rinse with warm water and dish soap if it’s copped a drenching
• Or just give it a wipe and call it “seasoned”