Far Kurnell is one of those coastal towns where time moves slower, the waves roll in easy, and everyone’s got a nickname you probably shouldn’t say in front of your mum. Tucked somewhere along Australia’s east coast, it’s a place built on banter, BBQs, and a whole lotta character.

At the centre of it all is the Far Kurnell Surf Lifesaving Club—part bar, part bistro, all backbone. It’s where locals post up with a cold one, talking shop, tall tales, and the kind of nonsense that somehow turns into local folklore.

Running the show (officially, anyway) is Mayor Hugh Jörgan. Big name, bigger presence, and a bloke who somehow manages to keep this madhouse of a town running—despite spending most of his time at the Surf Club with a schnitty and schooner in hand.

Then there’s Lou Skunt, the town’s very own rev-head entrepreneur. He runs the Lou Skunt Racing Team and the Lou Skunt Craft Brewery, because nothing says “safe business model” like combining horsepower with high ABVs. He’s either tuning engines or brewing beers—and usually both at once.

Doug Deap is the local landscaping legend. If it grows, he’ll trim it. If it’s dirt, he’ll dig it. If it’s heavy, he’ll call for help then take credit anyway.And don’t forget Flush Gordon, the plumber with nerves of steel and a toolkit full of dad jokes. From blocked bogs to busted mains, Flush is first on site and last to leave—usually because he’s still talking.

Why We Do What We Do

We make tees and other clothing stitched with Aussie humour, tradie pride, and a good whack of cheek. For blokes who don’t take life too seriously, love a solid day’s work, and know their way around a snag and a six-pack.

These aren’t just t-shirts, hoodies and hats, they’re inside jokes, piss-takes, and pub banter you can wear.

What You’ll Find

Tradie-Inspired Fake Businesses: Like “Flush Gordon Plumbing” or “Nailed It Carpentry”—shirts built for work, weekends, and winding people up.

Limited Edition Drops: Father’s Day, Chrissy, Footy Finals—we time ’em for max impact and minimal socks.

A Cast of Characters: Every tee’s tied to a Far Kurnell legend with more stories than sense—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Join the Club

So, chuck on a tee, pull up a pew at the Surf Club, and get amongst the Far Kurnell way of life. No filter, no fluff—just good shirts, great yarns, and the occasional identity crisis at the bar.

We’re not here for the fashion police. We’re here for a laugh, a beer, and a bloody good shirt.